Guaranteed free of Love & light toxic positivity, trendy, fluffy bunny bullshit misinformation, sugar coating.
Guaranteed free of Love & light toxic positivity, trendy, fluffy bunny bullshit misinformation, sugar coating.
Why the Fuck My Stones?:
I handpick practitioner level stones and tools because I give a flying fuck about my students, clients, and the stones, and I want y'all to receive the benefits of working with highly energetically active stones, not a bunch of pretty shelf sitters that are energetically dormant or dead that won't do a damn thing for you.
When you become my student or client, I will hand pick stones and tools for your course packs and subscriptions that will be the absolute best match for your success because they will be a beautiful match your unique energetic signature, as well as play fucking nice with each other to help you do/get the thing.
I've been doing this for a very long fucking time, (38+ years in this lifetime, and countless past lives). The shit I to to make sure that you get the best crystal and stone match for you is extremely time consuming; I gotta find those highly energetic stones, then to go through those to find ones that work as a team, and then to work for you specifically.
What the fuck is a Unique Energetic Signature you ask?
Everyone has a Unique Energetic Signature. This Energetic Signature is created by all of the Soul Level Keys (the unique energetic combinations that were used to create your very Soul that you will carry with you forever.
This is why stones that are not Core Universal Master Stones do not work the same for everyone. It is also why you can look at/touch/sniff/etc. 572 of the exact same stone type and form and only find one of them that will work well for you, or maybe none at all because none of those stones resonate with your U.E.S., round peg square hole thing, it just doesn’t work.
This Energetic Signature has a visual, a sound, a smell, a taste, a texture and a feeling. I can sense all of those components of your Unique Energetic Signature.
I can also sense the Unique Energetic Signature of individual crystals & stones. Combining these two abilities together, I am able to easily match up Your Unique Energetic Signature with the Unique Energetic Signature of individual crystals and stone pieces that you need to work with in your life right now.
To be able to do this requires a unique combination of genetic and soul level gifts that less than 800 people alive in the world today have.
If you are one of those people, you're then gonna need specific energetic attunements, (or reactivation of one's that you had in past lives,) and extensive training by someone who already can fucking do it.
I am always looking for those people to attune and train so that they can do what I do, cuz I am only one person and there are a shit load of people to teach to empower themselves with the ancient innate energies of crystals & stones.
As I write this, there are only 2 other people in the world that can do it. One is one of my children, and the other is in Japan and only offers her services locally, so don't be fooled by others telling you they can do this shit, because they're fucking full of it. Unfortunately, I've had many impersonators and copycats over the years.
If you do see someone blowing smoke up your ass or somebody elses, please give me a head's up, as my lawyers would love to have a friendly chat with them.
I worked for one of the largest importers of stones in this country for 12 years before becoming a mama, (my youngest is 22) and I learned which mines and manufacturers actually gave a flying fuck about the crystals and stones, and which ones only cared about how much money they could make. I made many invaluable connections then, that today, let me go treasure hunting in areas of warehouses that most businesses don't even know exist, let alone can get in there.
Most stones that come into the United States come through Charleston, S.C., and the further west you go, the more picked over the stones are at gem shows and stores. I handpick mainly at warehouses in South Carolina, North Carolina and Florida, where the best shit is before it goes to gem shows and stores.
I hand pick all of the crystals and stones for my students, clients and my private shop for their level of energy, and only buy from importers that I know take damn good care of them, and from mines that treat them with the respect that they deserve.
95% of crystals and stones do not make the cut with me.
Why My Stone Sets?
Intro to Embodied Soul Alchemy Core Curriculum Sets
This is perfect for you if you would like to learn exercises for developing relationships with the energy of your stones, environment, body, & soul.
This is a 10-piece crystal and/or stone set for completing the StoneWork exercises in Intro to Psychic Alchemy 1.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Psychic Alchemy 1 Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
This is perfect for you if you want to understand how to begin influencing the energy in your space with the energies of crystals & stones.
This set includes 3 environmental sized pieces, (3 inches or larger). If you are choosing with Core Bowls, you will get 3 Core Bowls, one for each piece.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Environmental Alchemy Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
This is perfect for you if you would like to learn exercises for exploring the innate energies of crystals & stones through points, pendulums, & circut sets.
This is a 5-piece points and pendulum set for completing the StoneWork exercises in Intro to Psychic Alchemy 2.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Psychic Alchemy 2 Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
This is perfect for you if you want to know the right way to wear, carry, sleep with, & have stones within your Auric Field to influence your Master Energetic System.
This set includes:
4 Bracelet Circuit Sets (8 total bracelets in 4 different stone types)
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Body Alchemy Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
This is perfect for you if you would like to know how Karma really works, not the fluffy bunny versions, & the #1 Stone to help you begin to UnFuck yours.
This is a 4-piece Black Tourmaline set for completing the StoneWork exercises in Intro to Soul Alchemy.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Soul Alchemy Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
This is perfect for you if you want to learn the 4 steps you must do to properly take care of your stones, if you want them to actually be more than pretty shelf sitters that won't do a damn thing for you, period.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Bowls
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
Working with Crystals & Stones Sets
This set includes:
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Natural Forms and Sacred Geometry Shapes - identification and what they're for Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
Choose with or without a Core Bowl Set, so that the first 3 steps of caring for your stones is being done 24/7, so you only need to do the final step with properly made 7 metal tingshas.
You can purchase the Natural Forms & Sacred Geometry Shapes - identification and what they're for Masterclass seperately here, if you'd like.
This set includes:
and free access to the Cut & Polished Shapes - identification and what they're for Masterclass.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Cut & Polished Shapes - identification and what they're for Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.
You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.
Choose with or without a Core Bowl Set, so that the first 3 steps of caring for your stones is being done 24/7, so you only need to do the final step with properly made 7 metal tingshas.
This set includes free lifetime video, audio, and PDF format access to the Quartz Master Formations - identification & what they're for Masterclass, which you can purchase seperately if you'd like here.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Crystals and Stones for Common Mental Health Issues Masterclass for free when you purchase one of the Sets in this listing.
Zodiac Sign Sets
This is perfect for you if you'd like to know what the Power, Major, and Minor Crystals & Stones, & Master Chakra for each sign are.
Major Stones
Minor Stones
Each Zodiac Set includes 1 Power Stone type, 1 Major Stone type, and 1 Minor Stone type. If your zodiac sign happens not to have Major Stone types, then your set will include 1 Power Stone type and 2 Minor Stone types.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Crystals, Stones, and the Zodiac Signs - power stones, major stones, minor stones and the governing Master Chakra for each sign Masterclass for free when you purchase one of the Sets in this listing.
Mercury Retrograde Sets
You'll get access lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Mercury Retrograde Masterclass for free, which covers the Do's and Don'ts plus Crystals & Stones to help via zodiac sign, for free when you purchase one of the Mercury Retrograde Carrying Sets in this listing.
You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.
Mercury Retrograde Carrying Stone Sets. May be all freeform polished, all raw, or a combination, depending on what will work best for your Master Energetic System.
5-piece set Clear thinking, communication, and focus.
4-piece set To bring calm, peace, security, & patience.
Moving Meditation Stone Sets
This is perfect for you if you'd like to learn the basics, & moving meditation with crystals & stones.
These are perfect for grounding the innate energies of your chosen intention's stone types into the physical plane of existence and in your body to help you to manifest that which you desire.
You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Meditation & Meditation with Crystals and Stones Masterclass for free when you purchase one of the Sets in this listing.
Just choose the category that your desire falls into from the buttons below.
The sets will include 1 Brazilian Smoky Quartz, plus the category stone types. The number of additional stone types for each set is in parenthesis.
You can purchase the masterclass alone here, if you'd prefer.
Rebellious Stone Sets
This is perfect stone set for you if you'd like to have all of the tools you need to complete all of the exercises in the Intro to Embodied Soul Alchemy Masterclasses, have the tools you need to properly care for all of your crystals and stones, and get lifetime access to all 20 masterclasses in the Rebellious Core Curriculum 3 course bundle in video format with downloadable audio and PDF's for free.
You can also purchase the Rebellious 3 course bundle separately here.
You have 2 options to choose from Basic and Deluxe.
With either set you choose, you'll be able to complete the StoneWork exercises with crystals & stones all hand-picked by me to resonate with Your Unique Energetic Signature so that you know you’ve got stones that are in the best possible alignment to work with you and for you.
Pictures are examples. Shapes, size, and form will vary, based on what resonates best with your Unique Energetic Signature.
The Basic Set includes:
> 10-piece crystal & stone set
> 4-piece small Crystal Points Set (Brazilian Quartz, Smoky Quartz, Amethyst, & Citrine)
> 1 6 - 8-inch Moroccan White Selenite slab
> 2lbs of Black Tourmaline Chipstones
> Proper ratio 7-metal Tingshas
The Deluxe Set includes:
> 10-piece crystal & stone set
> 4-piece small Crystal Points Set (Brazilian Quartz, Smoky Quartz, Amethyst, & Citrine)
You'll also get 8 Guardian Bowl sets: 1 2-inch, 3 4-inch, & 4 3-inch, sets. Each Guardian Bowl set includes:
> 1 Moroccan White Selenite Bowl
> Proprietary chipstone blend that:
> Cleanses
> Clears
> Charges
> Energize and Amplify
> Grounds
the energy of the stones in your set, properly maintaining their Energetic Hygiene, allowing them to be ready at a moment's notice to help you before direct use.
This also allows you to safely display them without worry of ever contaminating them with negative or harmful energy, or allowing stagnant energy to accumulate around the stones, which would drain their energy.
Personal Power Stones
You have 3 different types of Personal Power Stones to choose from: Gifts & Grace, Soul Level, & Present Lifetime.
What you are getting:
If you would like just the readings and innate energies without stones, you can get that here.
Note: I am the only person who can do this. I am often imitated, but do not be fooled by the multitude of fakes out there.
This is perfect for you if you would like to know and work with the 9 stone types that correspond to your Soul Level Gifts and Karmic Grace.
This is perfect for you if you would like to know and work with the 9 stone types that correspond to your Master Soul Keys, the very energies that your soul is made of, and support you in being your authentic self, and honoring who you really are with every choice that you make.
This is perfect for you if you would like to know and work with the 9 stone types that you need to work with the most in this lifetime to help you overcome issues that you will face, due to limiting beliefs, negative repeating patterns, and karmic debt.
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