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Why the Fuck My Stones?

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I handpick practitioner level stones and tools because I give a flying fuck about my students, clients, and the stones, and I want y'all to receive the benefits of working with highly energetically active stones, not a bunch of pretty shelf sitters that are energetically dormant or dead that won't do a damn thing for you.

When you become my student or client, I will hand pick stones and tools for your course packs and subscriptions that will be the absolute best match for your success because they will be a beautiful match your unique energetic signature, as well as play fucking nice with each other to help you do/get/be/ experience the thing.

I've been doing this for a very long fucking time, (38+ years in this lifetime, and countless past lives). The shit I do to make sure that you get the best crystal and stone match for you is extremely time consuming; I gotta find those highly energetic stones, then to go through those to find ones that work as a team, and then to work for you specifically.

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What the fuck is a Unique Energetic Signature you ask?

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Everyone has a Unique Energetic Signature. This Energetic Signature is created by all of the Soul Level Keys (the unique energetic combinations that were used to create your very Soul that you will carry with you forever.

 This is why stones that are not Core Universal Master Stones do not work the same for everyone. It is also why you can look at/touch/sniff/etc. 572 of the exact same stone type and form and only find one of them that will work well for you, or maybe none at all because none of those stones resonate with your U.E.S., round peg square hole thing, it just doesn’t work.

 This Energetic Signature has a visual, a sound, a smell, a taste, a texture and a feeling. I can sense all of those components of your Unique Energetic Signature.

I can also sense the Unique Energetic Signature of individual crystals & stones. Combining these two abilities together, I am able to easily match up Your Unique Energetic Signature with the Unique Energetic Signature of individual crystals and stone pieces that you need to work with in your life right now.

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To be able to do this requires a unique combination of genetic and soul level gifts that less than 800 people alive in the world today have.

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If you are one of those people, you're then gonna need specific energetic attunements, (or reactivation of one's that you had in past lives,) and extensive training by someone who already can fucking do it.

I am always looking for those people to attune and train so that they can do what I do, cuz I am only one person and there are a shit load of people to teach to empower themselves with the ancient innate energies of crystals & stones.

As I write this, there are only 2 other people in the world that can do it. One is one of my children, and the other is in Japan and only offers her services locally, so don't be fooled by others telling you they can do this shit, because they're fucking full of it. Unfortunately, I've had many impersonators and copycats over the years.

If you do see someone blowing smoke up your ass or somebody elses, please give me a head's up, as my lawyers would love to have a friendly chat with them.

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I worked for one of the largest importers of stones in this country for 12 years before becoming a mama, (my youngest is 22) and I learned which mines and manufacturers actually gave a flying fuck about the crystals and stones, and which ones only cared about how much money they could make. I made many invaluable connections then, that today, let me go treasure hunting in areas of warehouses that most businesses don't even know exist, let alone can get in there.

Most stones that come into the United States come through Charleston, S.C., and the further west you go, the more picked over the stones are at gem shows and stores. I handpick mainly at warehouses in South Carolina, North Carolina and Florida, where the best shit is before it goes to gem shows and stores.

I hand pick all of the crystals and stones for my students, clients and my private shop for their level of energy, and only buy from importers that I know take damn good care of them, and from mines that treat them with the respect that they deserve.

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95% of crystals and stones do not make the cut with me.

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Why My Stone Sets?

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Just like with people, there are team players, and there are lone wolves, crystals & stones are no different. Roughly 70% are lone wolves, and do not play well with others. And if you try and force them too, well, they're like nails on a chalkboard to each other, and eventually, they'll cause each other to go energetically dormant, and that fucking sucks big time.

This is why I create sets for specific purposes. The crystals & stones in my sets are carefully chosen to get fucking along with each other, but to work together for what ever the goal is.

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The sets below do not come with a Core Bowl Set, (which does the first 3 steps of caring for your stones 24/7, so you only need to do the final step with properly made 7 metal tingshas), unless you already have a manual 4C set, (also available on this page). I strongly suggest that you order Core Bowl Sets for any sets you are ordering.

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Stone type will vary depending on what will work the best energetically for you.

Sizes will vary based on the value of the stone types included. More expensive stone types will, of course, be smaller.

You are also paying for my services of hand-picking crystals and stones that resonate with your Unique Energetic Signature.

Pictures are examples of past sets created for students and clients.

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Intro to Embodied Soul Alchemy Core Curriculum Sets

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All sets in this section, with the exception of the Intro to Environmental Alchemy Set, include an appropriately size Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Jar Set.

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You'll be working with crystals & stones all hand-picked by me to resonate with Your Unique Energetic Signature so that you know you’ve got stones that are in the best possible alignment to work with you and for you.

Pictures are examples. Shapes, size, and form will vary, based on what resonates best with your Unique Energetic Signature.

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Want a 10-piece crystal/stone set that resonates beautifully with your Unique energetic signature to help you develop relationships with the energy of your stones, your environment, your body, & your soul and the perfect Psychic Development exercises to do so?

You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Psychic Alchemy 1 Masterclass for free with this Set.

You can also purchase the masterclass alone here .

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This set of 3 environmental sized pieces is perfect for you if you want to begin influencing the energy in your space with the energies of crystals & stones.

You'll also get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Environmental Alchemy Masterclass so that you can get full benefits from your set for free.

You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.

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This 5-piece points and pendulum set is perfect for you if you’d like to have the best crystals/stone that resonate beautifully with your Unique energetic signature to learn how to sense, direct, and store energy with points, the not fluffy bunny bullshit way to work with pendulums, and how to work with circuit sets for kick-ass empowerment because you’ll also get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Psychic Alchemy 2 Masterclass for free when you purchase this set.

You can also purchase the masterclass alone here for $13.

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This 12 piece set is perfect for you if you want to explore wearing and carrying crystals and stones that resonate perfectly with your unique signature, and how their true innate energies affect your Master Energetic System.

To make sure that you know how to use these tools, you'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Body Alchemy Masterclass for free when you purchase this set.

  1. You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.
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This 4-piece set is perfect for you if you would like to get started unfucking your Karma, and also learn how Karma really works, not the fluffy bunny bullshit versions, because you’re gonna get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Intro to Soul Alchemy masterclass for free when you purchase this set.

You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.

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Rebellious StoneWork Set

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Ready to get down to business with nailing the core ways of working with the innate energies of crystals and stones to fix your energetic shit?

When you purchase the full set of 5 Intro to Embodied Soul Alchemy Core Curriculum Sets above at the same time, you will get access to 11 Rebellious Core Curriculum Working with Crystals & Stones Masterclasses:

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Science & History

Go ahead, geek out.

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 Are You Energetically Killing Your Stones?

4 techniques you should T.O.S.S. NOW.

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 Intro to Envrionmental Alchemy:

Understanding the Energy in Your Space & Utilizing the Innate Energies of Crystals & Stones to Influence it.

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Intro to Soul Alchemy:

How Karma really, really, works and the #1 Stone to help you begin to UnFuck yours.

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 13 Key Secrets Behind the Crystal Curtain

to know Before You Begin Working with Stones. Warning: might (probably will) piss you off.

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 Nurture & Nature: M.A.P.P.

Why 90 - 95% of stones are DOA.

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Intro to Body Alchemy:

Understand how wearing, carrying, sleeping with, and having stones within 3 feet of you affects Your Auric Field & Master Chakras & your Physical, Mental, Emotional, & Spiritual Health & Well-being.

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 Partners in Transformation

Not your fucking slaves.

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Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian: Techniques, Tools, & Timing

The 4 C's of properly taking care of your Crystals & Stones so that they can take care of you too.

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Intro to Psychic Alchemy 1:

The Key to Developing Relationships With the Energy of Your Stones, Environment, Body, & Soul.

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 Intro to Psychic Alchemy 2:

Exploring the Innate Energies of Crystals & Stones through Natural Points & Pendulums, & Circut Sets.

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Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Sets

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This is perfect for you if you want to learn the 4 steps you must do to properly take care of your stones, if you want them to actually be more than pretty shelf sitters that won't do a damn thing for you, period.

You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Masterclass for free when you purchase the Set in this listing.

You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.

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Jar Sets

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1. In the bottom of the glass jars is a proprietary blend of chip stones that continuously:

  > Protects them from all negative, harmful energies, transmutes harmful energies to helpful energies

  > Clears energetic debris

  1.   > Charges the crystals & stones with Life Force Energy

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  3. This does steps 1, 2, and 3 of 4C’ing automatically for you, saving you a tremendous amount o time over having to manually 4C them each month to properly care for them so that they can do their job for you, which means you'll only need to quickly, (less than 1 minute), do step 4, immediately before working with or wearing them, woohoo!

    2. If you have a lot of crystals, stones, and/or jewelry, you can use multiple jars to keep them in all the time, which allows you to see the beauty of your crystals and stones without the pain in the ass dusting, or worring about them picking up nasty energy from your environment or people. You can keep any crystal or stone types together in the jar, because the proprietary chipstone blend prevents any conflicting energies from causing harm to the other crystals and stones too.

    3. The jars have hinged lids which help to protect your crystals and stones from little hands, mouths, and paws, and vice versa.

 

There are 4 sizes available:

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  2. (4"w x 4"h x 3 1/2"o)
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All sets in this section include an appropriately size Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Jar Set.

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  1. This 13-piece set is perfect for you if you work with or would like to work with Master Forms & Formations. It includes 13 raw Brazilian Quartz points that are hand-picked by me to resonate beautifully with your Unique energetic signature, and you’ll also get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats the Quartz Master Forms - identification and what they're for Masterclass for free when you purchase this set, which you can purchase seperately here.
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    1. This is perfect for you if you would like to utilize crystals and stones to help with Autism, ADHD, ODD, OCD's, SPD, Anxiety, Phobias and Panic Attacks.
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      • This set includes: 4 Carry Stones in the Core Universal Master Chill the Fuck Out Stones.
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      You'll get lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Crystals and Stones for Common Mental Health Issues Masterclass for free when you purchase one of the Sets in this listing.

      You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.

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Mercury Retrograde Sets

All sets in this section include an appropriately size Crystal & Stone Keeper Guardian Jar Set.

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    1. These sets are perfect for you if Mercury Retrograde fucks shit up for you or someone you love. There are 3 options for everyone.

      You'll also get access lifetime access in video, audio, and PDF formats to the Mercury Retrograde Masterclass for free, which covers the Do's and Don'ts plus Crystals & Stones to help via zodiac sign, when you purchase one of the Mercury Retrograde Carrying Sets.

      Mercury Retrograde Carrying Stone Sets. May be all freeform polished, all raw, or a combination, depending on what will work best for your Master Energetic System.

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    3. You can also purchase the masterclass alone here.

      May be all freeform polished, all raw, or a combination, depending on what will work best for your Master Energetic System.

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  1. FOR ALL ZODIAC SIGNS #1

    4-piece set To bring protection and grounding.

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    4-piece set To infuse your energetic system with healing Earth Energy
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    6-piece setTo release fears and anxiety.
     
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What a Few of My Students Have to Say

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I have found my Master Stone Teacher. I will take every course she teaches, and beg for more!"

Angelo R.

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"I've taken courses with all of the major online teachers on stones out there, and this one is far and away the best, and Robin is the best.  

Robin KNOWS stones and crystals; she feels them, hears them, and has a connection to them unlike anyone I've ever met."

Angie T.

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I started this class not expecting much of anything, what I got was everything I needed for my soul's growth & gained some soul tribe life long friends. I gained information to aid my wellness and healing arts as well as understanding on a whole different level. 

This is not just a stone class... This is a transformational movement of energy. I am not who I was upon entering Robin's class. I highly, highly, recommend joining us.

 

Welcome Home as I say.

Sara Cole

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"Wonderful course, Amazing teacher, & Off the charts stones."

Danyle J.

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"I thought I had high energy crystals before I found Robin, but now I know better. I have never felt crystals so strong before!"

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"As always, Robin's Sets do not disappoint!"

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"Happy, happy, happy! I'm happy, my stones are happy, and I am looking forward to what's next!"

Sarah S.

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"I was beginning to think that crystal healling was all lies, and then I met Robin and held her stones. I was just listening to the wrong people and didn't have good crystals!"

Angie T

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"I will not ever buy crystals and stones or take courses from anyone else. Robin is the real deal."

Sarah H

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"I have never touched stones that felt like this before! Amazing!"

Melanie K

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"Yes! That's my answer to every course you offer!"

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"Awesome stones... Awesome people... cant wait to see whats next!"

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"I love my teacher! I've 52 years old, and have never felt that way!

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"Just do the damn thing y'all, her stuff IS that good."

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Thank you, thank you, thank you! Loving this course and my stones!

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Best course I've ever taken, worth every penny and a whole lot more!

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You make me feel welcome and and you know your stuff.

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"Holy cow this is good stuff!"

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"Love love love this lady and her beautiful crystals!"

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